“It looks like badly mushed-together baby food and tastes like shit. It’s also the price of a movie ticket.” I would be amazing at the whole stand up thing. Maybe I can even star in a Judd Apatow movie.
Everyone would hire you, for sure. You’d be super famous, you should start now.
You should be snorting with laughter. I’m really excellent at puns, as you can tell.
You should think about becoming a comedian. You can start with the classic; “What’s the deal with airline food?” line.
And the coke jokes start.
Of course. My men, I know multiple men.
It makes it sound like you own them.
Don’t look so sad, Zavier. Embrace those curves.
I like my men with a little meat on ‘em.
Oh dear lord… your men?
Oh my god, Zavier.
You really let yourself go since the last time I saw you.
Only you would say that.
And here I thought it was Wednesday.
I was never chubby! I was studly. Look.
- Not ChubbyZavier
I thought you loved my old look, Not Farrah?